And, of course, Fake Steve Jobs.
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He's thinking there has to be a Fake Walt Mossberg but he couldn't find one.
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I predict here the next step will be meta-fake blogs. Fake Steve should get the
honor of being parodied himself via by fakefakesteve as he was really the
pioneer of the style (in blogland anyway.)
I can't be arsed to do it because I'm too lazy but you read it here first. And
please, should anyone decide to try their hand at a meta-fake blog, please make
sure you are actually funny and knowledgeable. E.g. when you start speaking, do
friends and foes start yawning and making excuses to vacate the premises you
share with them? Then just start a blog about your collection of Warhammer
figures. Please.
I predict here the next step will be meta-fake blogs. Fake Steve should get the
honor of being parodied himself via by fakefakesteve as he was really the
pioneer of the style (in blogland anyway.)
I can't be arsed to do it because I'm too lazy but you read it here first. And
please, should anyone decide to try their hand at a meta-fake blog, please make
sure you are actually funny and knowledgeable. E.g. when you start speaking, do
friends and foes start yawning and making excuses to vacate the premises you
share with them? Then just start a blog about your collection of Warhammer
figures. Please.
I'll go now and take my red face with me
I'll go now and take my red face with me
redundant.
redundant.
Fake Mike
Fake Mike
(This message brought to you by the real Artie MacStrawman, http://
artiemacstrawman.blogspot.com/)
(This message brought to you by the real Artie MacStrawman, http://
artiemacstrawman.blogspot.com/)
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July 23, 2007 8:33 AM PDT
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